My Fathers Uncles Brothers Cousins former dentist works at Nintendo as the personal assistant to Reggie Fis-Aime in order to keep his sparkling smile clean all day. While he was on his lunch break outside of Nintendo of America, there was a strong mighty gust of wind that ripped through Reggie Fis-Aime's office and shot all of the papers from his desk outside. One of those papers was Nintendo's E3 games list. As if ordained from the heavens this assistant Dentist read this list, and immediately posted it at his local Deli.
Now this Deli has the greatest sandwichs you have ever tasted. Pickes, Ham, Salami, the works. They make claims about the calorie count, but honestly, who amongst us has not endugled in chips as we have lunch? Show me these people? This Deli does catering, and honestly it was probably a simple mistake but mistaking this game list for the catering menu, it was printed 100000000000000000 times, and now I am in possession of said list. Trust me, would I lie to you? And now without further adieu I present you the list of Games Nintendo will be showing at E3.
- The Legend of Zelda: Hero of Time (Wii U)
- Xenogears 13: Saga of The Blade (Wii U)
- Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)
- Hyrule Warriors (Wii U)
- Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)
- Pokken Fighters (Wii U)
- Nintenlanders (Wii U)
- Sonic Boom (Wii U/3DS)
- Super Smash Bros (Wii U/3DS)
- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate (3DS)
- Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Saphire (3DS)
- Chrono Trigger 2 (3DS)
- The World Ends With You 2 (3DS)
- Grand Theft Auto VI (3DS)
I swear this is real.